Tuesday, May 22, 2012

The Clit Clamp Caper

Posted By on Tue, May 22, 2012 at 5:25 PM

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Some people shoplift out of desperation; others do it for the thrill. Perhaps the woman pictured above had thrills in mind when she allegedly stole a clit clamp (yes, that's exactly what it sounds like) from Good Relations in Old Town Eureka.

Store Manager Meghan Riley recently sent out an email to give fellow Eureka merchants the, uh, "heads up."

Attached is a picture of a woman suspected of stealing from us on 5-14-12. ... She claimed to be a social worker, and then asked if we were hiring. She has blonde hair, one side is shaved and she has a blue streak. She took the alleged item (A Clitoral Clamp) out of the packaging, and ditched the packaging in a nook of our store.

All of this was caught on security camera, Riley said in a follow-up email to the Journal. The woman left the store before she could be confronted. You could say she got off without being pinched.

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Ryan Burns worked for the Journal from 2008 to 2013, covering a diverse mix of North Coast subjects, from education, politics and marijuana to human suspension, sex parties and amateur fight contests. He won awards for investigative reporting, feature stories and news coverage.

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