This article appears in Burger Week 2023.
I’m going to suggest a nix on the big venue shows for tonight and instead juice the Adult Skate Night at the Blue Lake Roller Rink. I don’t have a dog in this hunt myself — I’ll be out of town celebrating my partner’s birthday in the wilds of the Great Northwest — but I know with DJ Goldylocks at the helm, everything’s gonna be groovier than a stack of vinyl at 7 p.m. ($15).

