The
Anderson Valley Advertiser’s
Tim Stelloh sends along a
promotional video from a Willits crew
attempting to compensate for their substandard Mendo product by serving up a healthy dose of cheesecake.

You’re trying too hard, guys! (Side note: Stelloh follows up last fall’s epic tale of
dope, guns and Republican blood lust
in the coming issue of the
Journal
.)

Meanwhile, in Hawaii: A Honolulu television station reports on the rise of a
“synthetic marijuana” product called “spice.”
We were amazed that our island cousins, with such a formidable reputation as connoisseurs of the herb, would stoop to smoking such tripe. So we pinged our Oahu-based marijuana correspondent.

Emily Hobelmann:
shut the fuck up. my neighbor was just smoking a spice joint the other night

hanksims
What is it?

hanksims
Sounds fucking ghastly.

Emily Hobelmann:
it’s fucking old news. It’s some sort of herbal shit that barely resembles weed. It is ghastly

hanksims:
Do they have it in Cali?

Emily Hobelmann:
i’m not sure if it’s called spice, but yeah, there’s shit like that in cali for all the POSERS

hanksims 
Excellent.

Emily Hobelmann:
yeah, i’m surprised you don’t have a big bag at home yourself

http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/CYI-mb4VAAo

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