Some people shoplift out of desperation; others do it for the thrill. Perhaps the woman pictured above had thrills in mind when she allegedly stole a clit clamp (yes, that’s exactly what it sounds like) from Good Relations in Old Town Eureka.
Store Manager Meghan Riley recently sent out an email to give fellow Eureka merchants the, uh, “heads up.”
Attached is a picture of a woman suspected of stealing from us on 5-14-12. … She claimed to be a social worker, and then asked if we were hiring. She has blonde hair, one side is shaved and she has a blue streak. She took the alleged item (A Clitoral Clamp) out of the packaging, and ditched the packaging in a nook of our store.
All of this was caught on security camera, Riley said in a follow-up email to the Journal. The woman left the store before she could be confronted. You could say she got off without being pinched.
This article appears in Summer of Fun! 2012.
Wow cool! I was just in there purchasing a set of “Balls Tightening Fasteners” she and I should hook up get some kink for Memorial Day weekend.
“You could say she got off without being pinched.”
BOOM!
I want to meet her!
Clit clamp? Is Good Relations a hardware store or autoparts? From the grainy screen grab it looks like they sell fishing gear.
Sure am glad that the NCJ has broken the case of maybe, not sure, clit clamp thief. Thank you for keeping me up to date on these hard hitting crime stories.
You’re welcome.
Why buy a fake clit when you can rent one or two for a couple of hours. The casinos and bars always have female Ho’s inside because it increases the the men which increases the money on alcohol. Lots of 18+ women on meth too.
Alabi, I don’t think you understand what a clit clamp is.
At last! Heraldos true identity revealed.