Dogs are cute. Fluffy. Scruffy. Loyal. Irascible. Smart. Hard workers, sometimes. Slackers, usually. Heroes. Bums — good for stories! And, of course, Man’s best chums.
Which is why most everyone in the whole snookered world will be tickled as fleas to learn that tomorrow, June 24, is Take Your Dog To Work Day. Except, uh, those of us with ALLERGIES and life-threatening asthma (like me, dammit).
But I do like the doggies and have not one single problem with their personalities. So, if you insist on foisting your wonderful dog on your workmates — who either a) already celebrate dogs and don’t need proselytizing, b) hate dogs and won’t be charmed, or c) could die from a sloppy kiss-and-hairy-lean maneuver — please consider this please-all solution:
Thanks.
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I’d just rather work where I can have my canine buddy around most of the time,(which I’m lucky enough to have done for the last decade – thanks for the company Tre).
Suck it up. It is just one day you pansy.
Gosh, Mike. You actually sound like a cat person.
Anyway, I was just having fun with dogs in Hazmat suits. Now, on to the more serious effort of bashing library cats…
Mike, your lack of humor (and consideration) puts you in the dog house.