UPDATE 2/13: Well, it would appear as if Kai’s 15 minutes aren’t up just yet. Last night Kai was again on Jimmy Kimmel Live in what could conceivably be a recurring segment … Kai’s Korner Movie Review. In this first edition, Kai “reviews” the Oscar-nominated Zero Dark Thirty.
(Spoiler alert: he mostly talks about fluoride and chemtrails.)
Enjoy!
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ORIGINAL POST:
Last night, free spirited internet meme of the moment Kai the Homefree Hitchhiker took a ride with late night television host and Humboldt State University public relations official Jimmy Kimmel. To his credit, Kimmel briefly gave Kai the floor (or car) to philosophize on a national stage.
Some highlights:
On the similarities between the man he hatcheted who claimed to be Jesus and the actual Jesus: “There’s not so much difference between him and who they sell as Jesus anyway, is there? … He was a fat, rich white guy.”
On what people say now when they see him: “They say, ‘Hey, you’re Kai. You’re that dude with the hatchet.'”
On how he planned to build an elaborate tree house with his hatchet: “I’m just a badass motherfucker.”
On not wanting/needing a home: “What the hell are you talking about? I am home.”
On giving money away: “The quickest way to devalue a currency is to stop believing in it.”
On providing for his fellow man: “I jack hella shit from Wal-Mart and Target! I’m talkin’ like big grocery carts!”
At the end of interview, Kimmel presented Kai with spankin’ new Mini Mal surfboard and a wetsuit for making the trip down to Los Angeles. Will Kai surf off into the sunset? Are his 15 minutes up? Stay tuned, kids, and enjoy the full interview below.
Part 1:
Part 2:
(Oh, one more thing. For all you Kimmel-hating Humboldtians out there, here’s the payoff you’re going to have to settle with. Following image from Kai’s personal Facebook page.)
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This article appears in Making Wood Sing.
Watching this interview has trebled my exposure to Jimmy Kimmel. And, surprisingly, it was worth it, for one five-second scenelet just before the one minute mark of the second video. Those five seconds end with Kai doing the visual equivalent of “well, what did you think, folks?”
One other interesting note: the studio audience was much happier with Kai when he talked about shoplifting from Walmart than when he pointed out that the quickest way to devalue a currency is to stop believing in it.
I’d hate to be the Kimmel show staffer who suggested Kai would be an easy, funny five minute interview.
Forget milking the Kai story for all you can squeeze out it, NCJ, there’s more fun and games being played by Heraldo Mitch who, guess what? is again censoring the posts of yours truly and who knows how many other comments of critics. Mitch doesn’t seem to get it–why censorship of community coments for political reasons is chicken-shit and rightfully should alarm all of us who see Proggies like Mitch so often choosing the tactics of everything political activism needs to be against, like censorship of free expression of community opinions about important community issues. Will see if Mitch takes the hint this time or still seeks attention as a bad little boy with a loaded blog.
Kai you owe me my doctors cost for treating the herpes you gave me when you left! I know you also took Pesto my rat. Turd.
Jimmy is a douche, and these videos only further prove that point. such a goddamn ostentatious, all-for-the-show-of-it motherfucker. you can tell he doesn’t actually respect kai in any way at all.
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