Well, I was acquitted of murder again. This time I had beaten a man to death with my bare knuckles because he called a scallop a “clam.” The judge agreed it was justifiable homicide, saying, “If the victim had read Washed Up regularly like a good citizen, he wouldn’t have been so ignorant and Mr. […]
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No Disrespect
Would you like to learn how to talk to fish like I do? It’s easy. Try starting with small talk like, “Sorry about that hook in your face, buddy. How’s it goin’ otherwise?” Sometimes fish make noises or flap their fins in what could be a response. But I never understand what they’re saying. (But […]
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Pool Rules
Humboldt County beaches cannot just be visited, they must be experienced. And getting up close with marine life in tide pools should be at the top of this summer’s to-do list. Here are some tips on doing it right. Whether it’s Indian Beach, Palmer’s Point or Luffenholtz, we’ve got prime tide pools to explore. Attention […]