Well, I was acquitted of murder again. This time I had beaten a man to death with my bare knuckles because he called a scallop a “clam.” The judge agreed it was justifiable homicide, saying, “If the victim had read Washed Up regularly like a good citizen, he wouldn’t have been so ignorant and Mr. […]
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Warning: Back Away From the (Sports Harvested) Bi-Valves
The California Department of Public Health is advising against eating mussels, clams or whole scallops that were recreationally harvested in Humboldt County due to dangerous levels of domoic acid. A similar warning was already in place for Del Norte County, along with one advising against eating sports harvested razor clams from both regions. According to […]