I enjoy beachcombing for many reasons but walking in sand isn’t one of them. So I hired an out-of-work circus monkey named Frank to help me. He’s super cute in his clown suit, doing tricks on his tiny dirt bike, and he’ll do anything for some banana. I couldn’t understand why the circus would fire […]
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Pass the Eelgrass
Pssst! Hey man, wanna smoke some eelgrass?” asked an imaginary stranger. I was like, “Why would I? And who are you, anyway?” “I represent all of your imaginary friends, relatives, lovers and pets. They want to know if eelgrass can get you high. It could be the next big thing and we’d be in on […]