I answered the doorbell and found Wonder Woman standing there in full costume. She explained that she was a space alien telepathically disguising herself. In order to gain acceptance, they appear to Earthlings as the subject of our most recent erotic fantasy. It totally worked and I invited her in. (My dog must have thought […]
Crustaceans
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The 25 Days of Crustmas
There’s big excitement in the online crustacean nerd community. Alison Young, co-director of the California Academy of Sciences’ Citizen Science Program and Humboldt State alumnus, just invented the Twitter hashtag game #25DaysofCrustmas. The rules of the game are simple. Fellow nerds post a crustacean picture and/or interesting crustacean fact each day of December up to […]
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Studying Sammy the Crab
I can tell from comments on my previous story that space aliens read this paper. So I’m providing them with my abduction instructions here. (Pro-tip for other Chosen Ones: Clip this and save it for your aliens.) I myself regularly abduct non-human Earthlings and care for them in a laboratory setting, so I know how […]