Ever on the lookout for new ways to stimulate the voracious intellect of its readership, the Tri-City Weekly has evidently hired a student of early 20th century European surrealism to compose absurdist tone poems for the front cover:

Q: What does it mean?
A: What does a chicken mean, you filthy bourgeois?
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Such art is not constrained by “meaning”
We will usher in war communism as a way to divide the masses. It begins with naked 30 somethings, and ends with RED TERROR
The subhead sounded odd as well: “Need entry level employees who work hard and happy?
It’s amazing what folks come up with when playing with those magnetic poetry thingies.
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