Need to solidify your campaign as “squeaky clean” in the minds of voters? Put your name on a sponge!
Whatever the symbolism, this past week registered second district Democrats received such a gift in the mail from congressional candidate Jared Huffman. If you’d like to speculate a deeper meaning behind cleaning products with politician’s names stamped on them, leave a comment below.
Also, if you’re confused about how to “activate” your Huffman Sponge, watch this instructional video!
UPDATE: Hank pointed out that a better headline would have been “Jared Huffman Thinks You’re Spongeworthy.”
Dammit.
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This article appears in Flash Fiction 2012.
It’s much too flimsy for doing dishes. It needs to have one of the rougher sides for rubbing crusted beans off with.
I got one of these a couple of weeks ago, and I’m definitely not registered as a Democrat. It didn’t even come to the same address I use to vote from.
Mixed message – is he gonna clean things up? Or is he gonna sponge off the taxpayers? Soak it all in. He’s all wet.
Got one, too, kids were disappointed it didn’t tun into a giant dinosaur, what? it’s just a SPONGE?
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