Just in case you’re not tuned in to the master HumCo blogfeed, ace reporter Ernie Branscomb is saying that a crashed truck just dumped 2,000 gallons of raw sewage into the South Fork of the Eel just north of Garberville. No one hurt, apparently.
This article appears in Send Out The Clowns.

What is being done about it?
Does this mean no paddle, either? Indians on your ass? No BALLS?
There’s always the Shit Creek Review!
http://www.shitcreekreview.com/