Larry Trask’s “Creamgate” ends with a narrow plurality over second-place “Buttergate.” The latter may have had an extra touch of alliterative zazz, but voters seem to have seen through its technical shortcomings: The Creamery does not make its own butter.
Congratulations, Larry, and God help us all.
This article appears in Radioland.
YES!! Suck it, Buttergate.