Humboldt State University sophomore Martin Stubbs, from the Kula district of East Maui in Hawaii, is presumably glad to be back in good old Humboldt and chillin’ in the redwoods after having survived a gauntlet of drunken shithead ruffians in Polipoli State Park earlier this month, reports today’s The Maui News.
He and a friend had been stargazing in the remote park, and on their way out of there they encountered the beercan-throwing, window-smashing, “We’re-gonna-kill-you,” eye-busting perps.
Sheesh.
This article appears in Know When To Kill Them.
Are they sure that they hadn’t stumbled in on a healthcare town hall meeting?