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Kinetic Grand Championship 2025 — Day 1

by Alexander Anderson May 28, 2025

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Blood is drawn as a polar bear attacks Team Fly t Less following a crash landing in the Antarctic Arcata plaza.
Team Fly t Less will fly less post-Pageantry on Arcata Plaza.
Deep Sea Disco brings the funky to the plaza.
The Jurassic Clowns are searching for dinosaurs near you.
Brown Chicken Brown Trout angling for glory on the plaza.
Malice in Wonderland circling the plaza.
Malice in Wonderland’s Cheshire pilot.
Team White Spy delivering a weapon of glorious destruction to kinetic pagentry judges.
SPARKLE and Rhinestones bring the dance moves.
The Moos Brothers reporting for glory on the plaza.
Colfax High School’s Trojan Corpse displaying their kinetic Teddy bear wearing the finest repurposed cardboard.
Weekend at Jerry’s peons racing past the plaza crowd.
Kinetic Grand Championship Le Mans start on the plaza.
Royal Pain and the Rally Kat-cophony circling the plaza.
Ziggy Starfish racing towards stardom on the plaza.
Fly t Less flying past team Hook and Ladder after the Le Mans start on the plaza.
Clusterduck racing past Jacoby Storehouse.
Malia “Pork Chop” Matsumoto piloting Ghoul Scout Pine Box Derby around the plaza.
The Great and Powerful Oz…zy Osbourne (right) cirlcing plaza alongside Grand Theft Otter.
Barbie’s Muffin Tops (center) leading Brown Chicken Brown Trout (left) and The Sardine Dream (right) around plaza for openning laps around the plaza.
Brown Chicken Brown Trout on their opening glory lap.
Dolly Patonon in openning laps around the plaza.
Jurrasic Clowns on the plaza.
Team 420 Hooker and Ladder peons deploy on Arcata Plaza for Pagentry.
Jacob Talbert ready for glory with The Great and Powerful Oz…zy Osbourne.
Bunny Hopper Helicopter peons prepare for take off from kinetic Pagentry.
Bunny Hopper Helicopter’s Tina Kerrigan embraces a Pagentry judge.
Dawn of the Stoke’s Lucas “Mr. Humboldt” Thorton and team perform “the moment that stoke was discovered in the pre-historic times of surfing” on Arcata Plaza during the Pagentry judging.
Dawn of the Stoke’s Lucas “Mr. Humboldt” Thorton and team.
The Dawn of the Stoke!
Dawn of the Stoke’s Pagentry performance.
Kinetic Pagentry judges are all smiles after being bribed by Dawn of the Stoke!
A Clusterduck peon shares the glory with a Pagentry judge on the Arcata Plaza.
Clusterduck dance number in front of kinetic Pagentry judges.
Team Wisdom Tooth keeping the plaza crowd minty fresh.
Team Wisdom Tooth during Pagentry.
Team Ziggy Starfish sings aloud for all to hear during Pagentry.
Half Fast Hedge Riders bring the heat to Pageantry.
Plan Bee prepares for flight from Arcata Plaza.
Team Ghoul Scout Pine Box Derby brings the deadly crowd appeal to the plaza.
Team Ghoul Scout Pine Box Derby displays dominance.
A bone chilling display by Ghoul Scout peon.
Team Neverending Glory reads the crowd a story.
Weekend at Jerry’s resurrecting the dead for a glorious weekend during plaza Pageantry.
Sparky out in the fields chasing cattle along Foster Avenue.
Team Fly t Less on their glorious afternoon commute down Samoa Boulevard racing toward the Manila Community Center.
MProm2 and other teams traversed the sand but not Dead Man’s Drop.
Team Neverending Glory in Manila.
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Fly t Less coming in for a hard landing at Ma-Le’l Dunes.
Fly t Less coming in for a hard landing at Ma-Le’l Dunes.
Reno Cowsino grazes the sands.
Sparky in the dunes.
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Bunny Hopper Helicopter hits the sand.
Half Fast at high speed.
It’s downhill for Royal Pain and the Rally Kat-cophony.
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Hail, Dolly Spartan!
This is Dolly Spartan.
Dolly Partonon makes a classic dune descent.
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Team Wisdom Tooth grits in the sand.
Sparkle and Rhinestones trots downhill.
Alice in Chains Wonderland in the sand.
Team Sardine Dream.
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