Take me out to the ball game Take me out to the crowd Why is that man in that dress, you ask? I guess he thought it matched his catcher’s mask! So make sure to pack extra nylons That slide to home is a pain! Cuz’ it’s one, two, three runs you pout At […]
Andrew Goff
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Shiny Cars! Hot Wings! Homosexuality!
What could these three things possibly have in common? They will all be rightfully celebrated at individual, geographically overlapping festivals in Old Town Eureka this coming Saturday, Sept. 8! Oh my! Is this town big enough for three clashing events? We report, you decide! First and probably most important, this weekend sees the culmination of […]
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Reign of Chair
At the advice of Clint Eastwood, Will chooses his boycott of the week.
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Foot Worship
It’s been a pretty good year for Mr. Foot. With the recent success of Animal Planet’s Finding Bigfoot, several feature films reported to be in production and another sighting video going viral — this one from Bigfoot-drenched Ohio — your favorite cryptoid’s profile has arguably never been higher. And where is this guy so we […]
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We’ve Got Blues Again
Duh nuh … duh nuh … I glanced at my calendar… Duh nuh … duh nuh … It said August was done… Duh nuh … duh nuh … But I live here in Eureka… Duh nuh … duh nuh … So I still ain’t seen no sun… No, baby! Nooooo! I’d argue that, in this […]
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Hops On Zee Bull
If you missed the sudsy action at Hops in Humboldt this weekend, first of all, shame on you. There was beer. In addition, this year’s festivities were enhanced by the presence of a bucking, gyrating mechanical bull. Many an event attendee took advantage of their liquid courage and embarked on a futile attempt to tame […]
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Assault Rifles, Heroin and $8,700 Discovered by EPD After High Speed Chase
Press release from the Eureka Police Department: On 8/22/12, at about 12:25 AM, a Eureka Police Department Officer on patrol attempted to contact a subject known to him, Robert Ray Wildman (age 31), in the parking lot of Winco Foods. Wildman was on active CDC parole for burglary. He was also a heavily tattooed, documented […]
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Fido’s Turn
Get over yourself, human! Every week you turn here to the NCJ‘s trusty calendar section thinking, “Which dubstup show do I want to go to this weekend?” or “There’s got to be some guided Arcata Marsh walk that will serve my needs.” It’s always about you in these pages, isn’t it? Well, doggone it, […]
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Every. Four. Years.
USA! Will suspends his post-Betsy NBC boycott in the interest of national pride.
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Double Trouble! 15-Year-Old Twins Arrested This Morning in Eureka
Press release from the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office: On 08-7-2012, approximately 4:30 a.m. the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office received a 911 call of a residential burglary interrupted at a residence in the 4800 block of Allen Court, Eureka. The homeowners were sleeping when they thought they heard their garage door open. The husband got out […]
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Eureka Man Arrested After Stabbing Daughter’s Boyfriend
Press release from the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office: On 08-02-2012, approximately 8:15 p.m., the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office was notified of a fight in progress and one of the combatants was stabbed. The fight was occurrung at a residence in the 1100 block of Freshwater Road, Eureka. Deputies responded to the scene and met with […]