This morning, a shark attacked a lone kayaker fishing in the waters off Southern Humboldt County.
According to Cheryl Antony, spokesperson for Shelter Cove Fire Department, at 7:45 a.m. an emergency dispatcher sent her department to look for a victim of a shark attack in a kayak.
Antony said that they were able to see the kayaker sinking in the water quite a ways offshore “by the buoy.”
One of the department got on the radio and made contact with a nearby fisherman who rescued the man and his kayak.
Michael Thallheimer, Jr., 40, from Eureka, said he had taken his peddle kayak out about 6:15 a.m. and settled in to fish near the buoy.
“I had caught two small ling cod and then caught a large one about 36 inches or so,” he explained. “I put it on my fish clip — I cut through the gills and it pumps all the blood out — as soon as I did that, it wasn’t 30 seconds after, that [the shark] attacked.”
One second, he said he was feeling good about his catch and the next … “boom!”
The shark bit a hole in the side of the kayak.
“All of a sudden, it was attached to the side of my kayak,” Thalheimer said. He described a 16 to 18 foot long great white shark with jaws locked onto his boat.
“I saw a nose and an eyeball with no soul,” he said. “That animal doesn’t give a shit … [The shark bit] right in the middle of the kayak directly next to my knee and thigh, about 6 inches away.”
Instinctively, Thalheimer said he struck back. “I slapped the thing as hard as I could on the end of its nose.”
The shark instantly let go. “As it started to turn, it whipped its tail real hard and hit the kayak,” he explained. “It gave me a good thump [but] it didn’t damage the kayak. I think he was pretty scared. He turned and split as fast as it could.”
Thalheimer said, with the kayak damaged and a shark in the water, he knew he had to get back to shore quickly.
“I was peddling with my feet when I realized my paddle was not there,” he explained. He looked down and saw where the shark had bitten through the rope that held the paddle to the kayak. He circled back got his paddle and began heading as fast as he could toward the shore.
“I got maybe halfway back to the harbor [when] I could tell [the kayak] was filling up with water,” he told us. “I called 911. I told them I was taking on water and possibly could flip over.”
And, then, just what he feared would happen, did. While still on the phone with 911, a wave rolled the sinking vessel. “I flipped over and lost my phone,” he explained.
Now he was in the water with the shark.
He managed to flip the kayak back over and scrambled in but again and again the damaged kayak rolled over
“Every time I would pull it right side up, it would flip over,” he said. Eventually, he got on top of the bottom of the boat and held on there for awhile. “It was rolling around freely,” he said. Eventually, he explained, “I got off and held onto the side of it…I was in the water maybe 15 minutes … It never left my mind the whole time that [the shark] might be going to come back. I had a freshly killed fish dangling around my feet because it was clipped to my kayak … I kept telling myself, ‘Be calm. Panic is not going to do any good.’”
Thalheimer did have a radio clipped to his life vest and he could hear that rescuers were trying to reach him. “Thank, God, someone is coming,” he thought. Over the radio, he learned the name of the local fisherman who had heard of his dilemma and was responding. “I kept saying, ‘C’mon, Cody!”
Hanging on to the kayak and wondering if the shark would return was taking a toll on him. “I was definitely cold [but] I was more shook than anything,” he explained. “I pretty much was uncontrollably shaking for half and hour or so [after the attack.]”
When the local fisherman arrived, Thalheimer quickly scrambled aboard and was brought to shore. He was checked out by medical staff and released with a souvenir of one of the caps the local knitting group makes to keep victims warm.
Thalheimer said he is both “relieved and bummering ’cause I lost my car keys and cellphone in the ocean…” And, he said, he had “remorse for going by myself and I knew better.” But, he’s glad to alive and grateful to those who rescued him.
This article appears in Triggers and Clusters.





If you have a “soul”, so does a shark.
Neuroscience has definitively proven that Descartes’ imaginary dualism is falsehood, for more than a generation now.
That we enter foodchains midway is fact, and that our catching of fish differs not in the least from a fish catching us.
The “soullessness” is in the eye of the beholder – more specifically, in the mind of the dissociated narcissist. I have been told by darker tropical people before that my own blue eyes are somewhat scary and to their minds, cold and soulless. History has certainly indicated that this is not an unreasonable interpretation.
Having chosen to enter the ocean foodchain before age 11, often alone, gives one no such massive hubris as demonstrated by one who entered that ecosystem with the sole purpose of removing and consuming lives, as does the kayaker. chondroicthyes, for a far more salient and relevant fact, have suffered immense loss – closing to high endangerment of extinction, by a certain mid-level omnivore chimpanzee (one that is MOST adept at social deception and self-deception, as shown in popular social hierarchy and affairs right here ashore from the sea, where we do not completely rule. The contrafactual assertions made by the plastic boater thus have no validity nor meaning) technologically intruding upon a world where they have for a thousand times the years of our exitstence, balanced and enriched the ocean world.
In that childhood and in adulthood as well, I often experienced existential terror. , with large sharks up to 18 feet gifting humility and caution, even a single experience of twenty minutes struggling in water without recourse or “protection” in the most famous density of Carcharodon carcharias with no boat nor human within miles.
Some of us live different lives. My brother learned from tropical locals the point at which the ease of kicking sharks under about 5 ft. away, and exiting the water when they exceed that size (he and I also learned to exit when large Mako or other deepwater “landlord” dropped by.
For all our human hubris endowed even to teenagers when merely handling a firearm (useless objects only defining the presence of severe antisocial mental illness, as they are), there’s a common rivermouth and reef shark, that produces a far greater blood concentration of this hormonal “courage.”
THat shark has been persecuted from Africa, Australia, and Central America, because it’s merely a more obligate carnivore than are the vainglorious chimps who have erroneously pretended to being some kind of “elect” being.
A better way , or at least a cognitive key has been for uncounted centuries known to the peoples of this coast, who developed celebrations and rituals recognizing the equal validity and right to exist of other beings (unlike the crazed helicopters searching for revenge upon the shark who took one highly dissociated “triathlete” down south. He himself had ignored what we knew even in childhood, that a particular reef was significantly more “spooky” than elsewhere on that coast, knowing we look quite like the normal diet of the hopefully recovering, returning species so vilified by the equal taker of lives interviewed).
Gratitude and humility are, or should be early and basic instruction taught and modeled among our kind, which instead has arrogated FAR more than is our share of life.
If one does not sense this educational requirement, this more proper leveling of life, in the time of its overdensity and consequent plague, when will it occur?
We are each individually unknowable to another. Even a minor commenter among you has lived a life so different than yours, that it should give you pause. Celebrate your own, certainly, but do NOT forget to grant perfectly equivalent value to that of ANY other.
Huge Great White sharks, visited by divers in a place where they migrate seasonally, demonstrate recognition of individuals among the latter, tolerance, and pleasure. When you enter their world, remember that you are of a group that were prey to leopards, lions tigers, and some others whose signals and communications some of us are more acquainted.
Should yu return to your own capacity to learn, and for humility, you will become capable of excusing theoutrage I expressed in my initial comment, at the unwarranted arrogance of an unprepared witness, so gently instructed by the curiosity of a dark-eyed individual, who also lives in hunger and health, as do all beings.
Holy crap, George, you wasted a lot of time!
Sounds like you are the narcisist Mira…should practice some of that grattitude and “humility” that you preach. I for one like my guns and reject your premise of any kind of anti-social behavior. What a snob. Return to your own capacity to learn.
Good god i hope you didn’t think someone would be stupid enough to read all of that. I thought it would never end.