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Allium Weather

What a totally summery February! I’ve been sending smug pictures of myself on the beach to all my shivering amigos in New York. Ha, ha, suckers! However we all know this weather is not built to last, as is evidenced by the plethora of winter vegetables still plaguing the larder like the last drunken guest. […]

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Not Just For Breakfast

The slurry of local eggs that have come slithering down the supermarket aisle pleases me. Isn’t it awesome? We used to have to truck through the hills in search of a hand-lettered “EgGz” sign, to get a fresh dozen for $2. Now they’re available alongside kohlrabi and Jujyfruits at many a hometown mart, shells charmingly […]

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The Joy of Squash

My parents don’t really feel squash. They don’t despise it; it just doesn’t provoke any vehement response. I don’t understand their reaction; if my father can spend days finding the right ratio of duck fat to butter for frying potatoes, and my mother giggles like a school girl at the sight of sweet potato French […]

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Canning Summer

Ahh, the sweet indolent unguence of summer fruits. It is not, per se, summer-like around Mad River Road (I am freezing, the cows are blowing steamy clouds and it’s technically fall), but up in Orleans, around Willow Creek and down in Shively the sun shines on unhindered by shivery fog, and crates of drippy fly-tempting […]

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Chard Season

Now is the season of chard. And kale, and beet greens and other tough leafy greens that you planted optimistically a few months ago, thinking, “This will be the year I healthfully gag down mountains of green organic fibrous leaf, thereby cleaning my system and giving my skin the glow of both health and smuggery!” […]

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I Want Candy

HOLY SMOKES I AM SO EXCITED. At long last, a small but profound earthquake has shaken up the candy world, which lo these many years has been mired in increasingly desperate combinations of chocolate and peanut butter. Now don’t get me wrong — I’m a red-blooded American. No one can accuse me of not supporting […]

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Hog Heaven

I want to marry pork. The crisped, buttery edge of a seared chop is the epicurean equivalent to a money shot; you can’t get more delicious. My esteemed colleague Joseph Byrd wrote a series of articles in this paper pointing out the cultivated leanness and resulting tastelessness of supermarket pork, which is damned not only […]

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Bitter Homes and Gardens

As has been said before, we here in Humboldt County are blessed with an extravagant seasonal assortment of locally grown organic fruits and vegetables. But have you ever really ruminated about salad mix? It’s available — fresh-picked — year-round. Perhaps this comes as no great surprise at first, but think about it for a minute. […]

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