
Were one to judge by the first moments of last nightโs presentation on new firearm regulations, Humboldt County gun owners would appear to be an extraordinarily polite set of people.
Dozens of them, many wearing mossy oak camo, jammed into Pacific Outfitters in Eureka, sitting in the folding chairs clustered around the stairwell or standing in the spaces between. Seats were readily given up for the elderly and infirm. Backs were slapped and hands shook as old friends caught up. Then, as Sam Paredes, executive director of Gun Owners of California, ascended the stairwell and cleared his throat, the crowd fell into a respectful hush.
โI want to depress you,” Paredes began. “I want to make you feel like the world is ending. Because it is.โ
Paredes is the picture of a firearms enthusiast. Stocky, middle-aged, with close-cropped hair, he sports hearing aids and loose-fitting clothing which (he gleefully alludes) may or may not conceal his own holstered gun. When his phone went off mid-presentation, the ring tone was the sound of a rapid-fire automatic weapon, what he calls “the most beautiful sound in the world.” He peppered his speech with Biblical references.
โJerry Brown โ Governor Moonbeam โ heโs unlike that wise king Solomon because he just chopped the baby in half and gave us each a bloody piece,” he said.
Paredes was referring to recent gun legislation signed by the governor, in particular AB 231 and AB 500, which take effect in early 2014. AB 231 requires gun owners to lock their guns away from where children can access them; AB 500 requires gun owners living with someone prohibited from owning a gun โ such as a mentally ill person or someone with a criminal record โ to likewise lock up their guns.
โTheyโre requiring you, the law abiding citizen, to lock up your guns in your own homes!” said Paredes. “When youโre asleep in your bed and a criminal is coming through the window, youโll have to go and get it out of the safe!โ
Paredes complained that the โknuckleheadsโ in the legislature have responded to school shootings by unfairly persecuting gun owners. That’s when an elderly man in the front row, wearing a cable-knit sweater and thick glasses, mumbled audibly, โThis is bullshit,โ scraped back his chair and went to complain to the employees at the counter that “all heโs trying to do is get us to sign up for a fucking association.โ
Paredes, unfazed, carried on. He lambasted the legislatureโs โcampaign against automatic weapons.โ What, he asked, would they have a defenseless woman do when a gang of men descended on her home to โdo evil things?โ A small handgun with five rounds couldnโt possibly be sufficient against the onslaught, he said. Take that incident in Georgia: A woman, home alone with her two children, calls her husband in a panic, saying a man with a crowbar has broken into her home. The resourceful husband calls 911 then instructs his wife to do as theyโd rehearsed. She empties five rounds into the burglar.
โNow what,โ said Paredes, pausing dramatically, โwould she have done if there were two burglars?โ
โShe woulda had to use less bullets,โ piped a voice from the audience.
Also beginning in 2014, all newly purchased long guns will have to be registered (AB 809). Paredes warned that โregistration is the first step in confiscation.โ
And, under newly signed AB 711, by 2019, the use of lead ammunition in hunting will be banned in California, with lawmakers citing harm to wildlife from lead poisoning. Paredes told the audience that lead bullets do not poison condors or other wildlife, citing the โveterans we have coming back from the front with lead in their bodies, none of which have died from lead poisoning.โ (The National Park Serviceโs research contradicts Paredesโ stance.)
When Paredes moved on to the subject of concealed carry permits, the discussion devolved into Dianne Feinstein bashing.
One attendee recalled a time in the 1980s when Feinstein, as mayor, banned handguns in the city of San Francisco. He and his fellow truckdrivers, responsible for โhalf a million dollars worth of fish,โ began carrying sawed-off Mossberg shotguns, which they dubbed โFeinstein specials.โ He chuckled as he recalled brandishing the guns at prostitutes who knocked on the cab of his truck.
โIโm going to get your name after this,โ said Paredes. โThatโs a story I want to tell.โ
He ended the presentation with a call to arms, encouraging attendees to donate to the National Rifle Association and to Gun Owners of California. Both organizations are pushing hard for recalls of politicians who passed gun legislation.
Afterward, the gun owners surrounded Paredes, asking questions. Then, after more backslaps and handshakes, they dispersed into the cold, dark night.
This article appears in Best of Humboldt 2013.

Campaign against automatic weapons? I am pretty sure that you meant semi-automatic weapons. Only a handful of licensed people in the state are allowed to own automatic weapons. They are mostly used in the film industry. There’s not even such a thing as an automatic handgun.
BTW, does the fact that lead is a toxic substance mean that the police won’t be allowed to use lead bullets anymore? I believe in protecting wildlife, but shouldn’t humans get some sort of consideration?
The U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service banned lead ammo for waterfowl hunting in 1991. Which is a good thing: less lead in lakes and wetlands is a good thing for everyone, human and wildlife.
Aren’t people able to trade in lead ammo for non-lead ammo now? Would be good to get the word out about that.
So, Paredes, lead isn’t a neurotoxin? Really? Do you only selectively ignore medical science to push your agenda, or do you believe your own bullsh&%? Show that you really believe this by letting your own children eat chips of lead paint. Maybe not? Then I guess its ok if other people and endangered animals are exposed to neurotoxins, but not you or your family? You should be ashamed of yourself.
Semi-automatic, automatic, to the โliberal leftโ it makes no difference. They donโt even want to know the difference. As with the โconservative rightโ, facts are something one carefully navigates around, presenting only the information that supports ones agenda, hidden or in plain sight. In the case of lead ammunition, Iโm afraid itโs another example of the collusion between environmentalist and animal rights activists and their efforts to outlaw hunting.
The San Francisco Chronicleโs October 21 headline read: Lethal lead threatening rare condorsโ; thirteen paragraphs on Condors and lead poisonings without once mentioning that lead has been outlawed in Condor conservation areas since 2008.
McKinlyvillan1 wonders, โaren’t people able to trade in lead ammo for non-lead ammo nowโ, but has he ever bought a box of shotgun shells in his life? Stanley worries about humans ingesting lead, but seems to have missed the point altogether, or maybe he is making regular meals of raptors.
Sure enough, fragments of led bullets and pellets do kill birds of prey, as they do not pass but stay in their digestive system. However, I suspect the magnitude of this problem, compared to other mortality factors has been greatly exaggerated and are likely dwarfed by fatalities from power lines and wind turbines.
Stanley. I actually pointed out in my presentation that lead was absolutely a danger to human health but only when it is in an atomized form, small enough to be absorbed into the blood stream. Lead is a non-solvable metal. You can hold a lead ball in your hand and it will not be absorbed into the body. I actually pointed out that lead paint and fumes from leaded fuels were a danger because they contained atomized lead small enough to be absorbed by the body. I am glad to receive critical comments in my presentations except when they are based on ignorance or knee-jerk bias. I honestly hope that you will take my response to your comments sincere, respectful and based on truth.