National Anathema

Is “The Star-Spangled Banner” really who we are?

(July 1, 2010)  Controversy has surrounded our national anthem a long time. But what, after all, exemplifies a good national anthem? “God Save The Queen” was the first, and ought to be a prototype, but it has less to do with England than celebrating monarchy. “LaMarseillaise”is splendid, but really about revolution against monarchy. “O Canada”? As boring as gravy on french fries.

In fact, bad examples far outnumber the good. A national anthem should refer to indigenous geographical and cultural qualities. It should be a unifying cultural artifact, recalling history, yet still looking to the future. Above all, it should be easy to sing.

“You’re A Grand Old Flag” by George M. Cohan
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“The Star-Spangled Banner” is none of these. It is a dinosaur, awkwardly phrased, difficult to sing and a reminder of the only war where an enemy not only invaded our country but burned the Capitol. All glaring rockets and bursting bombs, the tune itself isn’t even American — it’s English.

The lyrics are really about war, the War of 1812. First published in 1814, as Frances Scott Key’s poem “The Defense of Fort McHenry,” its tone is confident, defiant, even imperial: “Then conquer we must, for our cause it is just,” says the last verse.

The tune to which Key set his lyric was a popular upper-class drinking song, “To Anacreon In Heav’n” — the theme of The Anacreontic Society of 18th Century London. And it actually does make a quite jovial drinking song, with a dramatic caesura followed by the tipsy high tenor note on the last phrase. It is an uncomfortable participational experience for the same reasons: Try hitting that note sober. Most people don’t bother when they sing it, and ballparks around America grow strangely silent for a beat or two.

The middle part, which also strains the vocal range of ordinary mortals, was intended to be amusing. Where we sing

And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air

Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there …

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FOUR Comments

Comment / By humboldturtle / July 2, 8:05 a.m.

I can’t read Joseph Byrd.

Comment / By Joel Mielke / July 2, 8:46 a.m.

Well, you should read this one. It’s a good critique of our national anthem, with a guided tour of alternatives.

More fans would show up on time for baseball games if we’d simply accept Mr. Byrd’s conclusion.

Comment / By Thirdeye / July 3, 12:41 a.m.

If we must have a national anthem that commemorates the war of 1812, it should be The Battle of New Orleans. “We fired our guns and the British kept a comin’….”

The Brits could have a national anthem that commemorates the sacking of DC.

Comment / By Joel Mielke / July 3, 9:03 a.m.

Here are some colorful, low-brow alternatives: http://www.times-standard.com/entertainment/ci_15400863

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