today
9 a.m. Historic Archaeology Lab Opportunity HSU Behavior and Social Sciences Building
read >1 p.m. Government and Private Benefits and Long Term Care Humboldt Senior Resource Center
read >3:30 p.m. Music Instinct Workshops Morris Graves Museum of Art
read >6 p.m. Humboldt Bay Bicycle Commuters Association Carmela's Arcata
read >6 p.m. Luau for Learning Cher-Ae-Heights Casino
read >6:30 p.m. MLPA Informational Meeting Mattole Valley Community Center
read >7:15 p.m. Death and Taxes See Event Description
read >8 p.m. Muddy's Open Mic Muddy's Hot Cup
read >8 p.m. Open Jam with King Bee Boiler Room
read >8 p.m. My Grandmother Arcata Playhouse
read >9 p.m. Dolla Bill's Karaoke Six Rivers Brewery
read >10 p.m. HumBrews' Open Mic Humboldt Brews
read >11 p.m. The King Salmon Duo (lo-fi psychedelia) Jambalaya
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Please No Touching
By Jake Williams
It is right
and proper
to let no
peas embrace potatoes
green beans pet pork chops
gravy kiss carrots
ice cream touch cherry pie.
nor any food
touch any food,
at least not until
it reaches the stomach
where such impropriety
goes unseen
as is right
and proper.
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