Well, look, there go Jack Lincoln and Leatherface, strollin’ through Old Town.
Maybe you’ve met one of these birds before. If not, know this: When you and turkeys do meet, their person — Nick (not pictured) — might encourage you to dance with them. Please, do. We like the free entertainment. And if that sensitive glob below-neck turns white, your turkey pal’s feelin’ good.
This article appears in Jack Mays.
