The Brand New Testament (Le tout nouveau testament)

God exists, and He's a jerk. He lives in a high-rise apartment in Brussels and never gets out of His pajamas. He takes sadistic delight in dreaming up new "laws" to torment humanity and He's a petty tyrant to His wife and ten-year-old daughter, Ea. Like her brother before her, Ea has had enough of her Father's abuse and when she spies the right opportunity, she hacks into His computer and leaks to the entire world - by text message - the only thing He has over them: their inevitable death date. Ea, after escaping and with her Father in pursuit, gathers apostles and writes her own New Testament to try to fix the mess her Father has made of humanity.

- Synopsis provided by CinemaSource



  • Jaco Van Dormael


  • Benoît Poelvoorde
  • Yolande Moreau
  • Catherine Deneuve
  • François Damiens
  • Pili Groyne


  • Jaco Van Dormael
  • Thomas Gunzig


  • Apres Le Deluge
  • Olivier Rausin
  • Daniel Marquet

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