Yeah, Jesus wants low prices for the poor people, like Arkley. I just hope the Jesus who shows up is the hippie-Jesus, not the Kill-em-all-let-my-dad-errrr-me sort 'em out. I mean, Christians are such a persecuted group in this nation, what, with all those states passing laws about no Christians allowed, shit like that.
But Wal Mart is like Jesus' yard sale and that makes it holy and sacred. Is Jesus's mascot, The Holy Ghost gonna join the cheetah?
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on 06/01/2012 at 9:26 AM
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Yeah, Jesus wants low prices for the poor people, like Arkley. I just hope the Jesus who shows up is the hippie-Jesus, not the Kill-em-all-let-my-dad-errrr-me sort 'em out. I mean, Christians are such a persecuted group in this nation, what, with all those states passing laws about no Christians allowed, shit like that.
But Wal Mart is like Jesus' yard sale and that makes it holy and sacred. Is Jesus's mascot, The Holy Ghost gonna join the cheetah?