Oxnard Bullwacker
Member since May 30, 2020
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Re: “Lotter Receives $129K to Part Ways with Eureka”
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Oxnard Bullwacker
on 05/30/2020 at 7:32 AM
Re: “Third Humboldt County Resident Dies of COVID-19”
Don't let a little thing like PLAGUE stop you from spending your hard-earned corona money on overpriced and undercooked foodstuffs! Thanks to the top minds of the city of Eureka and the County of Humboldt you can enjoy bland, tasteless mediocre meals while doing your part to help spread the Good News of COVID-19 to as many as possible, at the 2020 Spring/Summer Humboldt County Coronafest on the streets of Old Town. Swing to the old time sounds of Al Fresco and the Coughin Dancers as the virus wafts gently on the breeze from the orifices of Old Town's Finest straight to your plate and nostrils. Then, after you've sweated up an appetite on the improvised dancefloor formerly known as Third Street, you can return to your outdoor seating safe in the knowledge that you are now part of a Great Experiment in herd immunology.