Friday, July 1, 2011

Cancer is Crap

Posted By on Fri, Jul 1, 2011 at 10:42 AM

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"Dude, have you seen the purple toilet?"

While that question may initially strike you as potentially LSD-induced, non-hallucinating Eureka residents will back me that such a public oddity exists in reality. Proof, man:

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This plum Duchamp homage forced me to circle the block and pull over on I St. this morning on my way to work just to reaffirm that I wasn't high and seeing things. What's cooler, upon closer inspection I was pleasantly surprised to discover that this flamboyant shitter was produced for a good cause: to "flush away cancer."

Read the sign below, you'll figure the deal out…

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Maples Plumbing's Relay for Life team appear to be the clever culprit. Nice work, pipeheads.

So, if you find a purple toilet in your front yard, remember the accompanying sign lays out your options for removal, which require a small donation to the American Cancer Society, by way of "Mary the Toilet Fairy."

Keep Eureka weird! Long live Mary, the Toilet Fairy!


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