It falls on a Friday this year, and there's no avoiding the pink menace. Instead of hiding because you're single, revel in the fun to be had. Spend the evening with like-minded individuals and who knows?
The Humboldt Hookup with Sherae O'Shaughnessy is at Six Rivers Brewery on Friday, Feb. 14 at 8 p.m. with all kinds of flirtatious fun that people in monogamous relationships have to forgo. Take that, happy couples.
Looking for something more classic but with a little brass? How about some Bach via brass and pipe organ over at HSU? Pipes from the Heart is free and starts at Armstrong Hall at 8 p.m. on Friday. There's even going to be chocolate.
Maybe this is a good time to invest in yourself. Or to cover up that tat of your ex's name on your shoulder. The Inked Hearts Tattoo Expo is at Blue Lake Casino from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Friday and Saturday, and from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Sunday. Browse the work of fancy tattoo artists, get inspired — maybe even find the one (tattoo) you'll love forever.
We get it. You don't want to buy into the corporate greeting card monster that is Valentine's Day. But the truth is, even if you don't buy a plush bear with a satin heart, it won't really hurt Hallmark. The industrial holiday gift complex is too big to feel.
Your beloved will, however, feel it. Here are a few ideas on how not to blow Valentine's Day while avoiding consumerist madness.
Old School: Grab a box of See's chocolates at the American Cancer Society Discovery Shop in Henderson Center. A portion of sales goes to help cancer patients. Give a pound of assorted chocolates ($18) to a loved one or just burn through a box yourself in an act of charity.
Everybody Loves Cake: Boujie Bakery, the one with the goodies made from beer, is having a Valentine's sale with 15 percent of profits going to CASA of Humboldt. Which also means 15 percent of the calories don't count. That's just science.
Showstopper: Have you seriously screwed up lately? Or maybe your sweetie just loves a big gesture. Arcata-McKinleyville Orchestra and the Arcata High Madrigal Choir are offering Valentunes — a crew of singers and musicians to serenade your darling for a mere $15 (extra for chocolates and flowers). Call 633-5551 to set it up or go to armack.org.
Soldier: There was quite a diversity in hatred. There were a lot of hated instruments... The bagpipe, the accordion, the harp, the organ, the banjo, the tuba, for instance. We had to make sure that all of those were in there.
Glass: And when it comes to most unwanted vocal styles, you found opera and rap were the two most unwanted vocal styles.
The brilliant Elmore Leonard, upon whose writings Justified is based, was a fan.
"Hi, I'm Trey from Secret Chiefs 3. ... It's not the most famous band in the world, but we do sell out the Great American Music Hall in SF and similar venues across the USA, Europe, Australia and Latin America. We've never played Humboldt, but I grew up there. There's actually a long, deep history of the roots there (I was in a band called Mr. Bungle that began life in Eureka). Anyway, SC3 tours internationally a LOT, in a lot of off-the-beaten-track places — it's a very unusual niche, but works across many borders. I visit Eureka often and it occurred to me that that's a border we've never crossed! Well, it's happening. ... Maybe it could be something. Thanks!"
Ah, Venice. The canals, the art, the history, the music. Haven't got the Euros to pop over to the Bridge of Sighs? Sigh. Lucky for you, the Venice Baroque Orchestra will be making beautiful music at the Van Duzer Theatre on Saturday, Feb. 8 at 8 p.m. ($55, $25 kids, $15 HSU students).
The orchestra, led by founding conductor Andrea Marcon, has been playing 18th century music as it was meant to be played — on the period instruments for which the pieces were composed — since 1997. Marcon also plays a small and gorgeous harpsichord on stage, just one of the works of art the orchestra totes around the globe to performances in Paris, Rome, London, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Brooklyn. (What? Brooklyn's come up.)
The group plays the opulent works of Handel, Monteverdi and Vivaldi (minus the castrati) and records with luminaries like Cecilia Bartoli and Patricia Petibon. And you get to leave your passport behind and enjoy the music of the doges right here at home.