Feel like a little True Grit meets true crime? Mozy over to the Bayside Grange for the Clark Historical Museum's third annual Murder Mystery night at 5 p.m. on Saturday ($50). It's an Old-West-themed event, and a chance to get in full dude drag — you don't have to, but come on. You know you look good in that 10 gallon hat.
Besides, you don't want to be the only greenhorn in the posse when some poor, unfortunate cowpoke gets poisoned, shot or hit with a horseshoe and everyone has to try and identify the cowboy/cowgirl who did the killing. Was it the sheriff? The rancher? The saloon girl with a heart of gold?
Y'all won't have to do all that figuring on an empty stomach, either, with a chuck wagon's worth of pulled pork, cornbread and chili on the buffet. The press release says diners "are guaranteed to leave full as a tick," so maybe go up a size on those Wranglers. Of course, you can always work it off kicking up your spurs with a little line dancing. Proceeds from tickets and the silent auction go to the museum's good work preserving the history and artifacts of Humboldt County.
Movies keep getting longer. Nobody blinks at a 3-hour tour of Middle Earth or Wall Street anymore. Even kids' movies are epic length, and yet theater seats aren't any comfier and the drinks at the concessions stands keep growing — a recipe for discomfort and/or disaster. What relief to see the art of short filmmaking is not lost.
The Future Shorts film festival lights up the screen at the Arcata Theater Lounge on Friday at 7:30 p.m. ($5). Get a look at how independent writers and directors around the globe see things. You can even stretch your legs now and then. This year's international tasting menu of movies includes the funny, the poignant and the downright strange.
The French film That I'm Falling follows a young man "on a long digestive journey" from the subway. Out of Reach, from Poland, is a portrait of family life with two motherless sisters in the iron grip of their father. Blind Spot is another short from France, this time about an old woman caught in the middle of a stick-up. Claymation weirdness takes over in the Serbian Rabbitland, a country of empty-headed pink bunnies in an endless cycle of daily voting. The Date, from Finland, is an awkward vignette about pimping out your stud cat. Last but not least, the Afghani film Buzkashi Boys is the story of two boys growing up in a war zone.