Eco-labels. We all know that our homegrown industry is an environmental nightmare. Pollution, harsh chemicals, massive energy consumption, diesel spills — it’s a mess. Meanwhile, the rest of the ag business has been focused on cleaning up its act and marketing its products as organic, eco-friendly, or sustainable.
What’s that going to look like for marijuana? Want to sell organic pot? Guess what — you can’t use the term “organic” unless your operation has been certified by one of a number of third-party certification programs. Are any of those programs ready to start inspecting marijuana grows? If I was hoping to sell organic, Humboldt homegrown to the masses, I’d be Googling “USDA National Organic Program” right about now and schooling up. Even if the USDA’s not ready for it, we should be.
Or what about creating a new standard just for pot? One that takes into account energy consumption, worker safety and spills and runoff, but perhaps allows limited use of mild synthetic chemicals in some situations? Guess what — mainstream agriculture’s already doing it. Google “ANSI Sustainable Agriculture” and start reading about what the Leonardo Academy’s doing to develop voluntary, industry-wide standards that define “sustainable.” A similar sustainability standard for pot could have Humboldt’s name on it — or not. Depends on who gets there first.
Go to Holland. And no, I’m not talking about studying Amsterdam’s permissive pot economy. I’m talking about their flower industry. As the actual growing of flowers moved to regions of the world where the climate, labor costs and real estate costs made agriculture more affordable — think Bakersfield for pot — Holland’s flower industry adapted. They kept the tourism piece of the business. They patent and market new plant varieties. They export their expertise, their technology and their equipment. They have established eco-labels, developed a giant auction and warehousing business, created the best industry trade shows and generally remained the leader in the flower business — even as more and more of the actual flowers are grown in Africa and Latin America. Don’t be in denial about this change; it will happen. Figure out how to embrace it and own it.
Develop standards for THC content. It’s like the proof on a bottle of alcohol. Be kind to your new customers; let them know what they’re in for. If Humboldt cannabis tourism is going to happen, let’s make sure our visitors have a safe and pleasant experience that doesn’t send them to the hospital, run them off the road or knock them off their feet.
Own the home gardening market. Expect to see a lot of gardeners adding a new plant to their backyard next year. Trust me, there are legions of garden writers out there who have no idea what to tell their readers about it. Let’s create a gardener-friendly retail business that offers helpful advice, friendly service and products that are easy to use — and then work with the mainstream garden media to promote it. Garden centers and hydro shops are miles apart in terms of atmosphere, appearance and customer service. Just as Restoration Hardware started here and went national, why not get the home gardening retail model figured out here and go statewide with it, cementing the Humboldt brand along the way?
I could go on — and perhaps I will in a future column, particularly if you write in with your comments and questions — but for now I just hope that our local growers will look to the horticulture, agriculture, and mainstream gardening communities for inspiration and expertise in running a legitimate industry.
It's chick season again, so for God's sake please protect the little ones from your murderous hens
Here's a bunch of things that the "prepare for legalization" crowd maybe hasn't thought about yet
Planters for people who hate planters (or: I Am A Genius)
STAFF PICK / outdoors / 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Meet at Pacific Union School. Help remove non-native invasives at the Lanphere Dunes Unit of the Humboldt Bay National Wildlife Refuge. Tools and gloves provided, wear work clothes and bring water. Carpool to the protected site. 444-1397.
STAFF PICK / events, art, outdoors, sports, for kids, free / 9 a.m.-6 p.m. A 3-day, 42-mile kinetic sculpture race over land, sand, mud and water! LeMans start at the Noon Whistle on the Arcata Plaza. Follow the race through Manila, Eureka and into Ferndale on Memorial Day for the Glorious Finish. kineticgrandchampionship.com. 889-3024.
outdoors / 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Humboldt Botanical Gardens, College of the Redwoods, Eureka. Roam the 44-acre fully fenced property. $5. www.hbgf.org. 442-5139.
garden / 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Shafer's Ace Hardware and Garden Center, 2760 E St., Eureka. Free lecture by Duncan McNeill on how to create a healthy environment and healthy soils for your plant’s roots. E-mail shafers@sbcglobal.net. 442-5734.
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Comment / By nico / April 1, 10:35 p.m.
My wife just pointed out this story to me. It’s pretty funny because a lot of what you write about I just tried to put into a hypothetical business layout for a 1000 member growing coop.
http://www.humboldtliving.com/articles.php?article_id=87
You clearly know your stuff. Someone should be paying you to head up something like this coop ;)—*
Comment / By kymk / April 1, 11:51 p.m.
Excellent article. The only caveat I have is that there already exist several people willing to certify medical marijuana as organic. Chris Van Hook’s Clean Green program is based on the federal government’s rules (he can certify organic for produce etc.) Growers can get certified now if they want to.