(Nov. 13, 2008) I am writing this on the morning after the election, trying to tame my hangover in time for more champagne at another victory party tonight. During his acceptance speech last night, President-Elect Obama laid out many challenges that Americans face, but he overlooked our most pressing problem: What to do with all those hours that we have been devoting to obsessively checking the polls and monitoring YouTube for Sarah Palin snafus that we can forward to our friends.
I’m glad that I did my part — who knows what might have happened if I hadn’t forwarded all those videos and generally kept a close eye on this campaign for the last twenty-one months? — but to have the Internet-campaign-insanity feeding tube unplugged all at once is a little distressing. I seem to be connected to half of Humboldt County via Facebook now, and I can tell from your Facebook profiles that many of you are feeling the same way. What are we supposed to do now?
I wish Obama would keep up his daily e-mails to his considerable base of supporters and give us all new instructions on how to fill our time. “The first thing I’d like you to do is drop and give me 10 push-ups,” he might say. “If we’re going to change the world, we’re all going to need some upper body strength. Then — go outside and pick up some trash. We’re going to have clean streets in this administration, and I’m putting you in charge of that. There’s more coming, but now I have to go pick a Secretary of State. I’ll get back to you this afternoon.”
Lacking any instructions from the president-elect on how to fill my day, I’m heading outside to do a little pre-winter cleanup in the garden. It gets me wondering: What would an Obama victory garden look like? What can I do in my own backyard to support this administration?
I’m only half-kidding about this. Here are my ideas; write to me if you’ve got some of your own.
Plant an apple tree. What could be more hopeful, and more all-American, than an apple tree? It’ll feed not only your family, but every family that lives in your home for generations to come. Those apples will keep you healthy, so you’ll be taking the first step in our soon-to-be-reformed health care system. After all, any improvements to health care have to start with us, right? You’ll also have a surplus to share with friends and neighbors. Make a point of taking some to the food bank; you have no idea how much they appreciate fresh produce. Spread that wealth around.
It’s harvest season right now, so get to the farmer’s market or the grocery store and find a locally-grown apple that you like. In a couple of months, bareroot apple trees will be available at garden centers around town. Get ready to plant now before the ground is totally saturated. Clear the area of weeds, dig a big hole and mix aged compost with the native soil. Leave a mound of compost on top — it’ll settle over the next few months and be ready for planting in January.
When it comes time to plant, look for a variety that is naturally pest- and disease-resistant: The last thing you want to do in an Obama victory garden is spray harsh chemicals. Humboldt County is home to a number of wonderful heritage apple varieties; to find out more about them, visit www.greenmantlenursery.com. I particularly like ‘Pink Pearl’ for baking and ‘Waltana’ for long storage and great flavor.
It's chick season again, so for God's sake please protect the little ones from your murderous hens
Here's a bunch of things that the "prepare for legalization" crowd maybe hasn't thought about yet
Planters for people who hate planters (or: I Am A Genius)
sports / 11:30 a.m. Arcata Community Center, 321 Community Parkway. Compete in 12 and under, beginners, intermediate, advanced or seniors groupings. Prizes for winners. $10/$5 kids 12 and under. 601-5447.
outdoors / 9 a.m. Humboldt Bay National Wildlife Refuge, 1020 Ranch Road, Loleta. Meet at Refuge Visitor Center off Hookton Road. Leisurely, two- to three-hour trip intended for people wanting to learn birds of Humboldt Bay area. 822-3613.
music / 3 p.m. Cafe Veritas/Mosgo's, 180 Westwood Center, Arcata. Informal monthly gathering of musicians playing Irish and other Celtic music. Hosted by Seabury Gould. seaburygould.com. 845-8167.
etc. / 10 a.m. Chinmaya Mission near Piercy. Weekend-long direct action orientation features workshops, role playing, seminars, ceremonies and field trips. Bring food, bedding, warm clothes, signs, banners, bikes, drums, acoustic instruments. Pre-register. saverichardsongrove.org. 932-5898.
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Comment / By Rachel / Nov. 20, 2008, 12:35 p.m.
Wow….I laughed out loud when I read the title of this article. Just the night before, I was ranting to my roomates about how great it would be if Obama had a “victory garden” at the white house. He’s got tons of space and they obviously have a landscaping budget, so why not funnel some of that money to growing some veggies in the yard? On further inspection, I realize that this was not the point of the article…but was still amused. So basically just wanted to say that I enjoyed reading the article!
Comment / By Veronica / Dec. 11, 2008, 8:49 a.m.
I filled the post-election vacuum by making an Obama garden in the Fairy-app on Facebook. It’s silly but keeps up my spirit in hard times, while maybe cheering up other “fairies”. I don’t have enough sun for a real garden so am also investing in some Stamets’ medicinal fungi starts!