Vegetative Matter

So now my cute cottage-garden backyard is starting to freak me out. It’s all very Jurassic Park out there. I have to fight my way through the undergrowth just to get around. Both my pruning shears and my hand shovel have disappeared into the thicket; I’m thinking of buying a machete and a blowtorch for my next set of gardening tools.

Now if only there was something out there that I could eat. Many of you have written in to express sympathy over the gopher invasion of the straw bale garden. More updates soon. Meanwhile, I’m going to go outside and feel anxious while my plants grow. Stay tuned.

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