Best Of Humboldt — Staff Picks

— Marcy Burstiner

BEST THING TO SAY TO A SULKY ARCATAN

“Damn, dude — who raided your grow house?”

— Hank Sims

BEST DOG BEACH

Dogs aren’t allowed off-leash in very many places in Humboldt County, and with no leashless dog parks to be had (a fund-raising effort for a $300,000 park in Eureka has so far generated a piddling $500), our canine pals have few options for good cardio. Ask anyone who’s owned a nut-case like, say, a border collie: If the dog don’t get good cardio, it’s goodbye furniture, so long shoes.

Thankfully, well-behaved canines may run free in the sea foam of Samoa Beach, and good god do they love it. You may remember an unfortunate incident last year when two pit bulls and a Lab-chow mix went berserk, injuring three women. But those fuckers were leashed; coulda happened anywhere. Still, if your dog has asshole potential — no judgment; I’ve got one myself — keep the bastard at home and let the rest enjoy a goofy, hedonistic sprint across Samoa’s broad, sandy expanses.

— Ryan Burns

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NINE Comments

Comment / By jordan rollins / Sept. 10, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

i must say that i too love that jacob nunes from dutch bros. hes a keeper for sure!

Comment / By Tim Daniels / Sept. 10, 2009, 6:20 p.m.

I concur with the choice of best single-track. I think it’s some of the best single track trail in the country. Of course, my opinion is heavily biased.

Comment / By M’Aerie / Sept. 12, 2009, 12:19 p.m.

yes! Jacob Nunes from Dutch Bros is a wonderful young man and I so much enjoy his enthusiasm, his singing to the loud tunes, and his memory of what I like to order. He takes one look at me in the morning and knows if I want decaf or regular. What a darlin!

Comment / By Carol Ballard / Sept. 12, 2009, 7:09 p.m.

Where is the best reason to live here?

Comment / By Ryan Burns / Sept. 13, 2009, 5:44 p.m.

It’s in the readers’ picks section, Carol.

Comment / By Carol Ballard / Sept. 13, 2009, 9:27 p.m.

Thanks!

Comment / By BTP / Sept. 16, 2009, 6:58 a.m.

This was the most entertaining, funny, and interesting ‘best of’ i have ever seen! Well done! Thanks to NJC for trying to remind people why we all live and love here. I wish the Times-Standard would write like this….

Now, if only Mike Dronkers would call me and discuss how I can get paid to report on the happenings between Trinidad and Orick! Mike?

Comment / By Bill Moehnke / Sept. 18, 2009, 3:57 p.m.

Thanks Jennifer for proclaiming the library “Best place to be seen”! I would like to point out, however, that the library owns a copy of “Party girl”. You can check it out for a week with a valid library card.

Comment / By wendy / Jan. 5, 10:30 a.m.

Best Bar in eureka is The BOILER ROOM!!! Lots of booze, frendship and single people!

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