The secret life of cheese
Pelican Bay Ball: The Pelican Bay Ball is a perfectly spherical, extra-hard cheese that comes with a souvenir sterling silver chain. It’s perfect for bringing to loved ones behind bars and an extra special treat for conjugal visits.
Crescent City: This moon-shaped cheese is the perfect accompaniment for a romantic dinner for two up the coast. Its nondescript flavor that borders on delicious will almost transport your soul to a higher state.
PacifiCore: This is our newest cheese, and it’s the best dam one we’ve made yet. There is no rind whatsoever. Produced using hydroelectric power and a grant from Dick Cheney, we’ve managed to separate out only the rich creamy center of our trademark goat cheese. But PacifiCore is so hard to keep on the shelves, it may very well violate the Endangered Species Act.
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Railroad!
Proposed lines ‘set rich blood a-tingling’ in early 1900s
Some Other Proposed North Coast Railroads
Choo-choo Fantasies
Exposing this east-west rail nonsense
seven-o-heaven
Undeterred Will
Will chides Andrew for lack of attention to detail and makes plans for his inevitable victory.
Recent short stories
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Eye of the Beholder
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Double Down
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Pearls and Swine
Hank Sims
Today
44th Annual Kinetic Grand Championship Race
STAFF PICK / events, art, outdoors, sports, for kids, free / 9 a.m.-6 p.m. A 3-day, 42-mile kinetic sculpture race over land, sand, mud and water! LeMans start at the Noon Whistle on the Arcata Plaza. Follow the race through Manila, Eureka and into Ferndale on Memorial Day for the Glorious Finish. kineticgrandchampionship.com. 889-3024.
Flow 2012 Fashion Show
STAFF PICK / events / 8 p.m. Arcata Theatre Lounge, 1036 G St. Student designed and produced clothing. Fundraiser for Arcata Arts Institute. $35/$25 students. artsinstitute.net. 822-1220.
Woodside Preschool's Rummage/Bake Sale
events / 8 a.m.-noon. Woodside Preschool, 900 Hodgson St, Eureka. www.woodsidepreschool.com. 445-9132.
Lanphere Dunes Restoration
STAFF PICK / outdoors / 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Meet at Pacific Union School. Help remove non-native invasives at the Lanphere Dunes Unit of the Humboldt Bay National Wildlife Refuge. Tools and gloves provided, wear work clothes and bring water. Carpool to the protected site. 444-1397.
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