I am a totally awesome local film maker who got shafted and didn't get hired to film this project. My definition of local is someone who is stuck in humboldt because they are car-less and don't have money for bus fair. Also locals must be bitter and hyper-critical of anyone who ever achieves success, escpesialy successful people who say they are local; by my above definition, successful people can not be locals.
These movies suck because they are racist and sexist; I mean, a female "local" directed them, but why couldn't they have hired more non-whites. well the lead male looked ethnic, but the waiters and servants were all white! how unrealistic is that? White people in humboldt? WTF??? why couldn't non-white actors have received the hundreds of thousands of dollars the other hollywood actors received. These hollywood actors, who call themselves locals, have been spreading rumors that they were unpaid and that they donated hours and hours of their life energy in exchange for experience and their names in the credits; all LIES!!!
the millions spent on this film would have been better spent on local charities, like my grow room operation and my homeboy's trip to burning man this year.
also, the business owners who call themselves locals are evil liars who dare to make profits and who try to sell things! they even try to market to people and business outside of our county! this will bring in revenues and create more local people with jobs and assets, thus by my above definition, people who are no longer locals!
in conclusion, these good ole boys hollywood millionaire insiders should stop working so hard and producing quality products, cause they suck and I am rad!
also, i am very brave and i am using a fake name here on the internet.
p.s. i didn't enjoy the free food either; it was room temperature!!!
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Dec 1, 2016
vol XXVII issue 48
There Will Be Trolls
The North Coast Journal Weekly
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