Why yes she is Tammy, and I'm glad you enjoyed! ^___^
You seem to have quite a passionate hatred for lawyers. Can't say I'm always a fan either. That's how the law works though... "passionately discussing" the workings of our judicial system here is a bit silly.
RAH RAH SIS KOOM BAH!
Even badminton experts make mistakes: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2670/3692524327_f23a27159e_z.jpg
Council: "YAY WE'RE GONNA MAKE A SHINY NEW TANK IN THE PARK!!!!! CHECK OUT MY SWEET AMERICAN FLAG TIE YOU GUYS!"
Citizens of Fortuna: "You want to turn our park into a water storage facility? What the $@!#?!?!"
Council: "WE STILL WANNA BUILD A SHINY NEW WATER TANK!!! WHERE SHALL WE PUT IT? (just don't put it in our park...)"
Engineer 1: "Here's an option that doesn't involve the expense of a new tank."
Council: "LALALALALALA, GROUP-THINK, GROUP-THINK. DON'T CARE. WANT SHINY NEW WATER TANK. SHINY!!!!!!!"
Engineer 2: "Ugh, fine. Here is a possible design for the redundant tank
you wanted. (Hope no one is paying any attention to this ...)"
Council: "YAY ENGINEERING PLANS! WE'RE GONNA GET A SHINY NEW TANK!!!!!"
Janelle Egger: "This doesn't make any sense. Can I have a look at the documents pertaining to this?"
Council: "NO! TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!!!"
Janelle Egger: "You have got to be kidding me."
Council: "WHATCHA GONNA DO? SUE US TO ENFORCE UR RIGHTS? WE DARE YOU! BWAHAHAHAHA"
Janelle Egger: [Successful lawsuit to retrieve public records]
Council: "DAUMN! CALIFORNIA STATE LAW IS SERIOUS BUSINESS AFTER ALL..."
Janelle Egger: "Yep, this definitely doesn't make any sense. I'll even
make a documentary so everyone can understand."
Council: "WE STILL WANNA MAKE A BIG SHINY NEW WATER TANK... YAY!!!!!!! CHECK OUT MY SWEET AMERICAN FLAG TIE YOU GUYS!"
Janelle Egger: "Well I guess I have no choice but to run for City
Council now. Drat."
[To be continued]
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Oct 27, 2016
vol XXVII issue 43
An American Genocide
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