Sorry to let you know Eureka is a !@#$hole.
Hopefully the Journal will do an article on my new hobby, public masturbation. Don't tell my dad about it though. I'm ok with people watching me spank it in public, but I'm not ready for my dad to know about it. He might cut off my trust fund. So unfair. Public masturbation is a part of our "culture", just ask George Michael, or Glenn Beck. Maybe the Journal will put me on the cover. I guess that would be repeating themselves though........
Hmmm... I don't resemble this cartoon at all....
You should be so lucky to reside on the land that once belonged to the Bear River Tribe of Weott Indians. You my friends are the trespassers. Might I remind you that where your lovely Singley Hill is was once Indian Land. And by extermination, manifest destiny, and assimilation you were so lucky to purchase stolen land.
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In Print This Week:
Aug 25, 2016
vol XXVII issue 34
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