Are You a Moron?

OBSERVE AND REPORT. Head of mall security versus police detective in the race to crack the case of who’s flashing people at the local mall. Rated R. 86m. At the Broadway.

OBSESSED. Big-ballin’ asset manager’s life is all good until the super stalker temp worker gets hired on. Rated PG-13. 109m. At the Broadway, Mill Creek and Fortuna.

RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN. Vegas cabbie and UFO expert must save two teens with supernatural powers from exploitation by evil peeps/aliens. Rated PG. 99m. At The Movies.

SOLOIST. Journalist discovers former classical music prodigy living on the streets of Los Angeles; bonding ensues. Rated PG-13. 117m. At the Broadway.

STATE OF PLAY. U.S. Congressman Stephen Collins is the latest rage of his political party, until his research assistant’s dead body turns up. Rated PG-13. 127m. At the Broadway, Mill Creek and Fortuna.

SUNSHINE CLEANING. Mom starts biohazard removal/crime scene clean-up service to fund her son’s private school education. Rated R. 92m. At Mill Creek and the Minor.

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