(Nov. 20, 2008) Some exotics,
such as Hawaii’s caution
against falling coconuts,
do actually serve a purpose.
Can there, after all,
be a more galling exit
than to have one’s skull
pina colada’ed
while one photo-poses
clad in garish tourist garb?
But apart from the initial novelty
of faking terror and relief,
what is one to make
of the blue sawtooth wave
announcing one’s relative vulnerabilty
to extinction by tsunami?
Perhaps all newborns
should simply be indelibly stamped
with the message:
“Entering a Zone of Vulnerabilty—
Be Prepared for Anything.”
A cancellation stamp
could be issued
upon one’s demise;
or, alternatively,
the initial injunction
could be allowed to stand.
23 Dances / 23 Minutes
Cupid’s Coquettes: a burlesque event
music / 3 p.m. Cafe Veritas/Mosgo's, 180 Westwood Center, Arcata. Informal monthly gathering of musicians playing Irish and other Celtic music. Hosted by Seabury Gould. seaburygould.com. 845-8167.
etc. / 10 a.m. Chinmaya Mission near Piercy. Weekend-long direct action orientation features workshops, role playing, seminars, ceremonies and field trips. Bring food, bedding, warm clothes, signs, banners, bikes, drums, acoustic instruments. Pre-register. saverichardsongrove.org. 932-5898.
outdoors / 9 a.m. Humboldt Bay National Wildlife Refuge, 1020 Ranch Road, Loleta. Meet at Refuge Visitor Center off Hookton Road. Leisurely, two- to three-hour trip intended for people wanting to learn birds of Humboldt Bay area. 822-3613.
theater / 2 p.m. Ferndale Repertory Theatre, 447 Main Street. John Osborne’s sharply funny, fiercely honest exploration of political disillusionment and basic human yearning. Directed by John Heckel. $15/$13 students and seniors. ferndale-rep.org. 800-838-3006.
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