Many apologies for this Web site's temporary dirt nap early this morning. As of about half an hour ago, all is well again.
Turns out the problem was not one of robot HUMBO's excesses of zeal, as I had feared. Rather, a disk drive had filled up beyond the brim, which triggered a whirling, Goldberg-esque cascade of pain that took down the whole system.
The database was borked, so we had to restore from last night's backup. I believe one user comment pertaining to St. Joseph Hospital was lost forever. Apologies, and please feel free to resubmit. Everything else should be A-OK.
Also: Good times on The Jefferson Exchange. Thanks for the invite, Keith!