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September 6, 2007
Kill Me Now
'Death Sentence' inspires dread of summer
crapmongery
by Charlie Myers
PREVIEWS
Continuing what Hollywood does frequently if not
always effectively, the remake of the 1957 film of the same title
3:10 to Yuma opens Friday, Sept. 7. Based on the
short story by Elmore Leonard, now well known for his tongue-in-cheek
thrillers, the film tells the story of rancher Dan Evans (Christian
Bale replacing Van Heflin) who agrees to transport notorious
outlaw Ben Wade (Russell Crowe replacing Glenn Ford) to a town
where he can be put on the train to Yuma, with a tense psychological
battle ensuing. The original was very good; maybe this will measure
up. Peter Fonda and Gretchen Mol co-star. Rated R for violence
and some language. 127 m. At the Broadway and Mill Creek.
If this sounds too serious, then try the comic
thriller Shoot 'Em Up, starring Clive Owen as Mr.
Smith, who tries to protect a mother and baby from a group of
hit men led by Paul Giamatti. The trailer promises that the film
will deliver on its title. Among the many shootouts, one takes
place during sex, another during skydiving. And, there's also
a lactating prostitute (Italian actress Monica Bellucci) thrown
into the mix. Who can resist this? Rated R for violence, language
and some sexual content. 97 m. At the Broadway.
The British farce Death at a Funeral,
directed by Frank Oz (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels), concerns
the goings-on during the burial of a family patriarch. Can the
old British stiff upper lip be maintained in the face of a mourner
on psychedelics and another who is holding a blackmailer hostage
close to where the body is being displayed? Rated R for language
and drug content. 100 m. At the Broadway.
The 2006 Oscar entry from Switzerland, Vitus,
is about a gifted boy pianist whose parents are pushing him into
a concert career even though he would rather be doing "normal"
boy things. The story is unoriginal, but the film relies on the
performances of Fabrizio Borsani as the 6-year-old Vitus and
Teo Gheorghiu as Vitus at 12. In Swiss German and English. Rated
PG for mild thematic elements and language. 133 m. At the Minor.
The documentary Gypsy Caravan follows
Gypsy bands from Romania, Spain, India and Macedonia during their
2001 tour of North America. Directed, written and produced by
Jasmine Dellal, the film, shot with multiple cameras, documents
the people and the music, which ranges from ragtime to flamenco.
In English and a variety of languages. Not rated. 120 m. At the
Minor.
Also beginning Friday is the inaugural Wildrivers
101 Film Festival, which continues through September 21. See
the Calendar and and separate article for details, or visit their
website at wildrivers101filmfestival.com, or call 223-8462.
REVIEWS
DEATH SENTENCE: I'm not one to be anxious,
normally, particularly about rushing the passage of time. But
as the summer film season has progressed, I have become inordinately
passionate about the arrival of autumn and with it, one hopes,
a better selection of films than has recently come my way.
There have been a few notable exceptions: The
Bourne Ultimatum was thoroughly entertaining and a satisfying
possible ending to the spy thriller trilogy. The film had no
pretensions to be anything other than a superior example of its
genre. But sitting through a seemingly unending series of brain-dead
guy films is wearing on my psyche, and I look back fondly on
those summer films where I was one of the few men in the audience.
Clearly, films aimed at a female audience have greater variety,
better acting and more interesting stories than most action films.
This possibly too long preamble is meant to lead
up to the latest ridiculous, and pretentious, guns and blood
film, Death Sentence. Not that any more should be expected
of James Wan, who helmed the first Saw film, although
that film was at least interesting exploitation. I went to this
vigilante revenge film primarily because it starred Kevin Bacon.
That was a flat-out mistake. Bacon is awful and so is the film.
At first, though, it seemed that Wan might be trying
something a little different for the genre. There is a slow lead-in
to the incident that sets off the main plot, as we see Nick Hume
(Bacon) and his all-American well-to-do family, which includes
his wife Helen (Kelly Preston), older son (and high school ice
hockey star) Brendan (Stuart Lafferty) and his younger brother
Lucas (Jordan Garrett) engage in all-American family stuff. Even
after Brendan is killed in an apparent gang initiation while
his father watches helplessly, Nick's initial attempts at exacting
revenge are completely and refreshingly amateurish. He tracks
down the young gang member who killed his son but is only able
to kill him accidentally, an action that leads to one of the
film's few exciting sequences: a long chase ending in a garage
structure where the gang that killed Brendan attempts to kill
Nick.
But when further mayhem involving Nick's remaining
family ensues, he goes the typical revenge film apeshit route.
Bacon's transition from corporate family man to killer is unconvincing,
and a soundtrack that features portentous songs that are supposed
to match Nick's angst does not help his character portrayal.
I'm not sure what John Goodman was doing in this film, except
collecting a paycheck for playing a totally uninteresting, sleazy
gun dealer and father of the main gang guy.
The film is based on the book by Edgar-winning
author Brian Garfield, which was a sequel to Death Wish,
also made into a film in 1974 -- a somewhat better film than
the present one. Rated R for strong bloody brutal violence and
pervasive language. 129 m. At the Broadway.
PAPRIKA: I'm not completely sure I know
what to make of the beautifully animated Japanese film Paprika,
from director Satoshi Kon. Although the general plot was clear
enough, I kept feeling that something was being lost in translation
in regard to the details.
The film begins, without preamble and before the
opening credits, with an intriguing sequence set at a circus,
where a member of the audience (a detective, as it transpires)
is magically transported inside a cage in the ring, whereupon
he is set upon by the audience before sinking down through the
floor of the cage into another realm. There, he is rescued by
a female Tarzan swinging through the trees. He also reenacts
a murder he is investigating, but he is doomed never to see the
perpetrator and the floor rolls up when he tries to chase the
killer. At least, this is how I saw the sequence.
Before all reality is lost, the viewer discovers
that the detective, Toshimi Konakawa, is undergoing therapy with
the help of a device called the DC-Mini that allows the therapist
to "read" the patient's dreams on a computer monitor.
Furthermore, the female figure in the dream is someone called
Paprika, who closely resembles the therapist herself -- Dr. Atsuko
Chiba -- except less buttoned-down.
When the device is subsequently stolen, mayhem
breaks loose in this already peculiar world and the film's twin
themes are developed. The most obvious theme has to do with the
dangers of technology, particularly when advances in technology
are not matched by an equally subtle and complex sense of ethics.
When the DC-Mini becomes a plaything, it ceases to be a useful
tool for therapy. Indeed, the DC-Mini was invented by Dr. Chiba's
brilliant colleague, Dr. Kosaku Tokita, a grossly overweight
genius who thinks and acts like an immature but brainy teen.
Boys with their toys indeed.
But the more interesting part of the film concerns
the blurred line between dream and reality. While hardly a novel
theme, the film deals with it in an interesting fashion; in fact,
it is the inability to distinguish between the two that threatens
existence. To this end, the imagery in the opening sequence is
constantly repeated, but with different narrative outcomes. Is
the detective actually the killer? Does he kill himself? And
could the head of the institute be the one actually responsible
for the theft of the DC-Mini, and to what end? Somehow, in the
constantly shifting reality of the film, Paprika, who exists
only in dreams, must be the entity that can possibly "save"
the world for sanity.
All of this is accomplished with lush anime images
that carry the viewer along even when the narrative seems to
get a little lost. Or, as the film's tagline suggests, maybe
it was just my brain on anime. Paprika is an unusual and
fascinating ride. Rated R for violent and sexual images. 100
m. At the Minor (closes Thursday, Sept. 5).
CONTINUING
BALLS OF FURY. Yet another wacky sports
comedy. Decrepit ping-pong champ recruited by FBI. Rated PG-13.
90 m. At the Broadway and Mill Creek.
BECOMING JANE. Period production speculates:
How did Jane Austen get her groove? Rated PG. 113 m. At the Minor.
THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM. Jason Bourne (M. Damon)
returns to America to seek out the covert ops baddies who scrambled
his brain. Rated PG-13. 113 m. At the Broadway, Mill Creek and
Fortuna.
HAIRSPRAY. J. Travolta, Q. Latifah, C. Walken
reinterpret the John Waters classic, adding singing and dancing
and such. Rated PG. 123 m. At The Movies.
HALLOWEEN. R. Zombie remake of seminal spook-slash
flick. Rated R. 114 m. At the Broadway, Minor, Mill Creek and
the Fortuna.
HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX.
In round five of the series, Harry and the gang buck government
orders and found their own secret society, so as to better combat
Voldemort.Rated PG-13. 148 m. At The Movies.
MR. BEAN'S HOLIDAY. Freakish Briton goes
to Cannes, where hilarious mix-ups ensue. Rated G. 87 m. At the
Broadway.
NANNY DIARIES. Jersey girl (S. Johansson)
experiences Upper East Side nastiness when hired as domestic
assistant. Rated PG-13. 105 m. At the Broadway, Mill Creek and
Fortuna.
NO RESERVATIONS. Uptight career woman (C.
Zeta-Jones), a chef, is alternately frustrated at and aroused
by her dude-ish new assistant (A. Eckhart). Rated PG. 104 m.
At the Fortuna.
RATATOUILLE. Pixar alert! An animated Parisian
rat with a preternatural talent in the kitchen dreams of earning
his Michelin star. Rated G. 120 m. At The Movies.
RUSH HOUR 3. Chan. Tucker. Polanski. Wacky
crime-fighting duo take the show on the road to Paris. Rated
PG-13. 88 m. At the Broadway, Mill Creek and the Fortuna.
THE SIMPSONS MOVIE. Gentle-hearted buffoon
accidentally imperils the world. Rated PG-13. 87 m. At The Movies
and the Fortuna.
STARDUST. Winsome fantasy in which a young
man travels to a magical word, seeking a fallen star that will
capture the heart of his true love. With C. Danes, M. Pfeiffer,
R. De Niro. Rated PG-13. At the Broadway, Mill Creek and the
Fortuna.
SUPERBAD. Two awkward teen boys -- one crude,
one shy -- set out to excise their boyhood in one night of partying.
Rated R. 113 m. At the Broadway, Mill Creek and the Fortuna.
TRANSFORMERS. A poignant ode to '80s-era
Saturday morning cartoons. Also, a bunch of shapeshifting robots
blow each other up. Rated PG-13. 154 m. At The Movies.
UNDERDOG. In live-action remake of classic
cartoon, superpowered beagle is coming here to save the
day. Rated PG. 84 m. At The Movies.
WAR. Chinese mob battles Japanese yakuza;
FBI agent throws himself into the mix. Rated R. 99 m. At the
Broadway and Mill Creek.

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